Then you go home, and you take breaks sometimes, and you go and meet people. Damn, I'm not your mother. You're the only one who can meet people for you!
[Sniff. Being looked at all sugar and no spice is
unsettling in what it does to him. Even the meekest devil has their rage, their envy, their greed, after all, and Satan's completely disarmed for a few seconds.]
...You're taking me on a date. That's plenty, asshole. Don't need more than that. [His lips dip down more for the theatre of it, to act as though he's not enjoying this as much as he is.] And you got me some doughnuts, and some macros, and some tea. So I owe you a good date in return.
[Ahem. Okay, get your shit together, Satan!! He inhales deeply, brushes his lips against Wriothesley's palm, and then slurps obnoxiously at his tea.] ...Besides, devils don't get pregnant at all. We go and we ask Lady Lilith to craft new devil tykes. Except she's fucked off, but-- if she ever comes back, my point stands. I'd get her to make me a tyke based off you, if you visited my Gehenna.
no subject
Date: 2025-02-13 05:34 am (UTC)[Sniff. Being looked at all sugar and no spice is
unsettling
in what it does to him. Even the meekest devil has their rage, their envy, their greed, after all, and Satan's completely disarmed for a few seconds.]
...You're taking me on a date. That's plenty, asshole. Don't need more than that. [His lips dip down more for the theatre of it, to act as though he's not enjoying this as much as he is.] And you got me some doughnuts, and some macros, and some tea. So I owe you a good date in return.
[Ahem. Okay, get your shit together, Satan!! He inhales deeply, brushes his lips against Wriothesley's palm, and then slurps obnoxiously at his tea.] ...Besides, devils don't get pregnant at all. We go and we ask Lady Lilith to craft new devil tykes. Except she's fucked off, but-- if she ever comes back, my point stands. I'd get her to make me a tyke based off you, if you visited my Gehenna.