bruxing: (straight layin on your dome)
sa "Gehenna is for lovers" tan ([personal profile] bruxing) wrote in [personal profile] worcestershiresauce 2025-05-01 11:16 am (UTC)

what about 'telling porky pies' for lies. is that australian slang. or is that old news.

You'd be surprised by what humans think when you drop trou in front of 'em, kahahaha!

[This is definitely his speed; Satan visibly perks up even more when that big, hairy arm settles around his shoulders, leaning in to bump their hips together as they stroll along.]

But if you didn't look, I'd start thinking my ass was ugly, so-- look all you want, is what I'm saying. We already knew we were both handsome, though; important part is the getting along bit. And you're real easy to talk to, too. Shit, I'd kiss you even if you didn't drink my tea.

If you let me, of course.

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