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Sorry, I'm away on a tea break. Leave a note and I'll get back to you when I'm done.

Date: 2025-02-13 09:17 am (UTC)
bruxing: (now we're both tryna front)
From: [personal profile] bruxing
But you can--

[But it's not Satan's place to tell Wriothesley how to live his life. If he's saying that, then it's for a reason, right? So he drops it. Better to focus on the talk of children; even if they're a rarity in Hell as a whole, it's still a topic he's quite happy to indulge in.

...Just let him finish his tea first, maybe nibble at a macaroon while he's at it.
]

Mmgh, yeah. She crafts baby devils. Well-- not outta nothing, but. We don't breed like you guys do, anyway. And usually it's married couples who go 'n get a tyke made, so of course Lady Lilith tries to include a little of both devils. The best of them. So it'd look a bit like you, and have what she thought was best of you. And what God thought was best.

...I hope she comes back soon, to tell the truth. It's killing my people to not be able to have little feet pitter-patting on the cobblestone, and we gotta replenish our people besides. Don't think I'd be a good father myself, but I want for my people to be happy, and live full, romantic, happy lives with their whole fuckin' hearts.

You deserve that too.

Date: 2025-02-14 03:47 am (UTC)
bruxing: (imma stop in cosmo)
From: [personal profile] bruxing
Haw? I just said I wouldn't be a good father! I don't plan on letting go of Gehenna's reins any time soon.

[...What'd he say to piss Wriothesley off? Satan furrows his brows enough to crease the cross on his forehead, but he nudges his empty cup forward all the same.] ...Hit me.

--wait, is it better with the cream? Lemme try.

[and

he leans bodily over the table to just dip his tongue in Wriothesley's cup like a fucking cat, humming as he mulls over the taste.
] ...Not bad. Haven't had it with cream before, but I'll tell Sitri to try it when I get home.

Date: 2025-02-14 06:02 am (UTC)
bruxing: (they like to run up trees)
From: [personal profile] bruxing
...Really?

[Ah, now he feels bad for reading Wrio's mind earlier. Satan stares at his tea for a few seconds, lips pulled thin with guilt, before taking a sip without thinking about cream and sugar at all.]

If you're sure, then-- I'd be down to be friends, of course.

[Despite his roiling guilt, he still squeezes Wriothesley's hand, thumb rolling over his knuckles.]

...So, ah. How much cream d'you put in this tea, anyway? Mind showing me so I don't fuck it up?

Date: 2025-02-14 06:43 am (UTC)
bruxing: (just a big macker)
From: [personal profile] bruxing
Weird? I'm the peak fuckin' example of a devil, I'll have you know. Maybe you're the weirdo!

[At least it's perked him up again; Satan huffs, nudging Wriothesley under the table with the tip of his boot as he slurps that tea down with relish. ...And smacks his lips, also with relish.]

This's good shit, I'm definitely telling Sitri to add cream. And-- I mean, devils like all different stuff, just like people. Sweets are alright in moderation, but I like shit that'll put hair on your chest, too. Spicy, punchy stuff that'll knock you on your ass.

...And I like motorbikes. Explosions. Human art. Fighting. Warm, sunny days with clear skies-- but not too hot, I hate those hot days that make you want to rip someone's head off their fucking shoulders because you're so pissed off at how hot it is. Swimming's alright. Cute humans are good. Snakes are badass. ...What about you? What's on your likes list, huh? Handsome, manly devils on there?

Date: 2025-02-18 08:50 am (UTC)
bruxing: (turned down the James Brown)
From: [personal profile] bruxing
That's alright, I like weird humans the most.

[Chinhands. He's done sipping tea for the moment, and the sweets don't quite catch his attention as much as Wriothesley does.]

I know a few guys back home who're big on piercings too; it always looks badass on them, but I dunno if it'd suit me. You ever get into tattoos? Beelzebub's also big on tattoos, kinda got me hooked to doing my own. [We're. not talking about Satan's method of changing his tattoos up.] But...

Y'know, makes sense that you'd like meat, kehehe! You're a choice cut of meat yourself, and a good steak? That shit's premium. Now I know what to do when I save up some; I'll take you out for steaks.

...If you wanna go on another date after this. Shouldn't go counting the eggs before they hatch or whatever the hell it is.

Date: 2025-02-19 12:38 am (UTC)
bruxing: (nasty BITCH)
From: [personal profile] bruxing
Really? Gimme your hands.

[Look, he'll get to the future date stuff in due course, but for now, instead of chinhandsing, he's going to reach across the table (carefully avoiding knocking the teapots or sweets) and hold out his hands expectantly.]

Gotta be some parts that aren't hairy. ...Not that I mind a bit of hair. But we devils don't have it, so I'm not gonna lie, I don't know shit about how it grows. Solomon didn't grow much of it either that I saw, but I'm sure I know where you can tattoo, kehehehe. And if you're a good boy getting a tattoo, I'll reward you with more steaks.

Date: 2025-02-19 01:38 am (UTC)
bruxing: (and when i catch a little kitty)
From: [personal profile] bruxing
Not on your hand, though you can get 'em there. Hurts more because of the lack of meat, though. But...

[As he indeed rolls up Wrio's sleeve, Satan stares in awe, rubs his thumb along some of that arm hair in blatant envy...And then turns both arms over gently so that the wrists are facing up.]

Here should have less hair. Right under the hand. Wrist. Right over your pulse. You could get something that really means something, here...Might do my next one on my wrists. My sigil, maybe. That'd be neat.

[MAN, he's so caught up in Wriothesley's arms and hair and arm hairs that he misses the good boy reaction, this fucking useless devil.] ...But it's an option. And you can get rid of the hair temporarily, can't you? Shave, like you shave your head hair?

Date: 2025-02-21 08:56 am (UTC)
bruxing: ('cause i might get stuck)
From: [personal profile] bruxing
...You sure? I do stick-n-pokes, mostly. Nothing real fancy. Hurts more that way. [Satan.] But-- if it's your first, it really oughta be something that means something to you.

Besides, if you lemme pick, I'm gonna make you mark yourself up with my sigil, kekeke. Like this--

[Satan can't draw for shit, as we all know, but if there's anything any good devil knows, it's their own sigil. And his is simple enough, at least from what little I can glean from the tiny-ass ingame art, I'm suffering. Anyway, he's going to start scratching it, just heavy enough to leave the faintest red lines in his wake; it's basically this, but with a bit more detail, but like. That's all he's scratching onto Wriothesley's wrist, grinning smugly away as if this is the smoothest move ever.]

There. That's my sigil. If you roar loud enough that even I'll hear your voice in Hell, then you won't need it, but when you go home...Maybe try drawin' this. Maybe I'll hear you worlds away and come.

[He'll sit there for a second longer, smirking fondly at Wriothesley and rubbing his thumb over the scratched sigil, before pulling back and focussing on showing off his tattoo. Let him show off his sick delts bro, he works hard on them and he's proud!]

Right now I just gotta barcode on my arm. Might change it while I'm stuck here, who knows?

IT IS...it's canon we are blessed

Date: 2025-02-23 06:28 am (UTC)
bruxing: (rollin this viper)
From: [personal profile] bruxing
...Aren't you worried they'll hurt 'emselves with proper gear in a prison? Or others? [Then again, the prison in Hell is. Well. It takes forever for anyone to actually leave, even with permission. Nigh literally. Plus, they're not leaving unless as mercenaries, and with strict conditions; the idea of providing a future for the already mindbroken and mindbreakers is too risky to entertain.

But-- anyway. Never mind his innocent question asked in earnest; Satan's eyes glow happily when Wriothesley approves of his sigil, and he puffs up a little, even more when he's squeezed where he's proudest of and complimented. Sorry to the cafe workers, but also it's Dup so this is probably better than fucking on the table at least?
]

If you summon a devil with enough intent, then there's no way I couldn't come. I'm the first on every battlefield, and the first to come when called, kehehehe. You don't need to afford me; I just thought the barcode looked fuckin' awesome. Put 666 on it, and it's automatically badass. So keep all that fortune back home for yourself, 'n just put your whole heart into calling me. I know I'll hear it.

And if your man doesn't approve of a sigil, why not just get some stars in general? That'd be cool. Like a galaxy on your wrist.
bruxing: (two dogs in a sports car)
From: [personal profile] bruxing
I'll get to see your pretty face is what.

[Tee hee hee, he's so proud of himself for that one.] If you really want to offer up your soul so freely to a devil, however...Maybe I'll think about what I could do with it. Maybe I'll just snatch you to Hell, after too many prank calls.

Buuuut for now, a constellation'd also be badass. It'd make for a great place to get kisses too, wouldn't it? That's what I'd do if I got a constellation from home tattooed on me; I'd bully anyone I fucked into biting or marking over it a little. Why? You got a constellation in mind? Tell me about it, if you do. [And he'll make it clear that he's settling in for storytime by picking up a doughnut via fingering and starting to nibble at it, brows waggling.]

Date: 2025-02-24 04:07 am (UTC)
bruxing: (i ain't tryin' to be the best rapper)
From: [personal profile] bruxing
Kerberos, huh? Like Naberius. He's one of the seventy-two, but he's also the do--

[Blink. The puzzle pieces snapped together in his head, and that shitty little smile turns into a confused frown, even as he takes a bite of doughnut.] --Wait, you got Kerberos where you're from, too? But he's a constellation? Naberius is a devil; got granted that honour for his hard work, if I remember correctly.

...He's not a bad guy at all, though. Fights hard, loyal as anything. Smart, too. There's no better guy whose constellation you could get on you, pretty-boy.

[Yeah, he's absolutely using 'pretty-boy' just to drive his opinion home. Yes, Wriothesley, to Satan you're absolutely also pretty. And pretty is (as far as I know) fine. Not as bad as cute. Tolerable. He'll allow it.] ...Actually, with the thing your hair does, you kinda look like you got horns. Or dog ears. Not like Naberius' horns, they kinda curve to the front, but I could see it.

Date: 2025-02-24 06:44 am (UTC)
bruxing: (and most dogs is nasty)
From: [personal profile] bruxing
...Yeah, that makes total sense; Naberius is Avisos' guard dog nowadays, kinda runs rampage if he gets pissed off. Glad I'm not their neighbour. ...Wonder who blabbed about him to your world, though. That's pretty cool that you liked his story that much that you became your own version...

[He shucks the doughnut off his finger and sucks any stray icing off it, before reaching over to play with one of those little tufties, grinning away.]

It's cute. Don't change it unless you really wanna, 'cause I like it. Makes me wanna scratch behind it like it's really a dog ear. Better do this instead, though-- [Is he going to gently scratch behind Wrio's actual ear? Yes he is.]

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