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[worcestershiresauce]

Sorry, I'm away on a tea break. Leave a note and I'll get back to you when I'm done.

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Voice; un: smokinbomb

[bakudan_bambino]

Hey Wrio, I got shot the other day. [He sounds tired. He is tired, though, to be fair.] Nothing fatal, though.

Could you bring me some bandages if I send you the money for them?

Re: Voice; un: Cerberus

[worcestershiresauce]

[He was on his way to see if there were any businesses still open, wanting to get some fresh tea and was bundled up since he was already cold and irritated. Getting the voice message only had his irritation increase but it was more out of worry than annoyance and he quickly called Gokudera immediately back. The moment the device was picked up he didn't even bother with saying any greetings and was already sprinting towards the lift to the up. Gokudera might be able to hear him running as he talks a little breathlessly.]

What do you mean you got shot?!? Why are you only telling me this now and not when it happened? You're home right? I'm on my way! Don't hang up until I'm there! Are you still bleeding? How bad is the wound and where is it located?

[buttbaby]

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ONCE YOU'VE BEEN BOMBED, YOU HAVE TO BOMB 8 OTHER PEOPLE! IF YOU GET BOMBED AGAIN YOULL KNOW YOUR REALLY SEXY!!1 IF YOU DIFFUSE THE SEX BOMB CHAIN, YOULL SUFFER A VERY UNSEXY BRAIN INJURY! BOMB WHOEVER YOU THINK IS SEXY!!

*** NO BOMBING BACK

[ooc: no pressure in responding back! This is just for lols]

[worcestershiresauce]

No bombing back? Pity. I would have sent you one.

Delivery

[makeanentrance]

[On Christmas Eve a delivery is at the door of a box of (untainted) chocolates - assorted creams which are, typical to the city, in suggestive shapes; a set of fluffy and initialled magenta towels - and a note: Best wishes for the season! Thanks for being part of the team! Here's to great film successes in the New Year! ~ Quentin Beck. In a separate box, delivered at the same time, is a white scarf and a mug with the Creeping Bomber artwork emblazoned on them in gold.]

Re: Delivery

[worcestershiresauce]

[That's going to be Wriothesley's new favorite morning mug for his tea and he's happy for the towels and scarf which will surely be used in the cold. Quentin can see him using the mug the next morning at their breakfast table.]

Thanks again for this Quentin.

Delivery!

[bakudan_bambino]

[Since they're living together, making Wrio's gift has been a matter of sneaking about and getting to the craft while the man's been working. He has it done and eagerly approaches his boyfriend with his gift behind his back]

Hey old man, I made you something!

Re: Delivery!

[worcestershiresauce]

[Wriothesley has been having a similarly hard time getting Gokudera's gift ready as well. He's had the luxury of being able to work on it at his job though and with his new job that's made it a little easier too.

When Gokudera approaches him he just rolls his eyes at the nickname, not actually bothered by it and enjoying it.]

Oh? I have yours ready too. Would you like to trade?

Delivery

[buttbaby]

[Sometime on Christmas Eve, Chris is knocking on Wriothesley's door, leaving behind this round creature and a note.]

Hey, big guy. This round thing made me think of you for some reason. Have a great holiday! ♡ Chris

Re: Delivery

[worcestershiresauce]

[It's not often Wriothesley gets gifts so seeing a round wolf by the door addressed to him almost had him lose his cool. He picked it up and gave it a squeeze, it was incredibly soft and so he is going to just hide it in Gokudera's room so he can cuddle it and his boyfriend later.]

It's soft. Thanks Chris.

🎁

[lustandfound]

[ A gift bag with a small, lidded mug that holds a spiced hot cocoa mix and a note tucked into the side in looping calligraphy, much more elegant than his usual texting style might make you think: thanks for being so cool. happy holidays! -- Artemis ]

forward dated to 1/2

[lustandfound]

hey are you okay?

do you have a place to stay tonight?

[worcestershiresauce]

[The text comes back hours later and we'll into the morning and clearly Wriothesley has been drinking since its almost entirely in his natural tongue.]

im.

Im awake.

I think.

Tout cela n'est qu'un mauvais rêve

Text; un: smokinbomb

[bakudan_bambino]

Hey Wrio, I hope things are going well!

I've got Eponine over. If she asks you to fuck her or help her get off, just ignore her.

Love you! Keep me posted on how things are going on your end, okay?

Re: Text; un: smokinbomb

[worcestershiresauce]

I feel like I'm missing some context clues but okay.

I'm alright, taking it easy in my room, someone made my ass so sore it's easier to lay down then stand at the moment.

[gardienne]

I am sorry, Wrio, for being horrible. I was in a bad mood and a bad place. I didn't mean it. I'm sorry. can we be friends?

[worcestershiresauce]

I appreciate you reaching out eponine, it shows a good deal of maturity and I hope you see that too in yourself and are proud of it. Did you get to speak with Gokudera yet?

Voice; un: smokinbomb

[bakudan_bambino]

Hey old man, I need some advice.

Are you free to talk for a little bit?

[worcestershiresauce]

[Wriothesley doesn't really talk much when he picks up the phone. When he does speak it sounds hoarse.]

Talk, I'll listen.

[the_real_mccoy]

[bakudan_bambino]

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Please take one of these harmless smoke "bombs" as a promotional gift for the upcoming epic, action, comedy film, The Creeping Bomber and help pass along these "bombs" to friends for thrills, laughs, and romance!

[Your character will receive a gift bag with ten small smoke canisters that look like dynamite sticks as promotional material for Hayato Gokudera and Quentin Beck's movie.

The smoke "bombs" are only small and for fun and absolutely harmless but they MAY contain varying levels of aphrodisiacs. Maybe it was accidental or on purpose. You decide.]

text; un: artemistake

[lustandfound]

YOU ARE INVITED
to artemis's bday party
at catsanova
on 10/29 7pm
itll just be a chill low-pressure thing
costumes not required but encouraged ;)
hope to see you there!!!

Text; un: smokinbomb

[bakudan_bambino]

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backdated to Christmas Eve

[the_real_mccoy]

[A beautifully wrapped gift box gets delivered on Christmas Eve. Inside is the city's best assortment of chocolates with a note:

Merry Christmas!
M]

text, un: xXSATANRULEZ666Xx but only as an excuse to commit tea crimes.

[bruxing]

[Okay, so. They're meeting up. To just. Go on a normal date. Satan's idea of a date is taking a hottie for a bike ride, and that's only if he really likes them to even let them near his precious beloved bike daughter; the sort of preliminary, human date that's for getting to that point?

Is enough to drive him to bruxing. And nervously texting, apparently. He's pacing, teeth crunching as he grinds them into veritable dust, and typing on his little device so hard that it's threatening to break. The fact that he's also actually wearing something other than the jumpsuit he arrived in is. A little nerve-wracking, to be honest? Sure, it's about the same as what he'd wear casually, if not a little simple and under-accessorised, but...Ugh. Dates! Dates!!! He's sweating bullets by now, and his jaw hurts, and all just because some cute human wants to hang out with him!!]

I'm here
wearing all white so I should be even easier to spot IG
tell me when you're nearby so I don't get spooked and flip out

[Given he's already like this, not fraying his nerves even more is vital.]

Re: text, un: Cerberus just for a bit too

[worcestershiresauce]

[Wriothesley had made sure to get ready early for their date. He was excited and maybe just as nervous, hence the fact he was getting ready hours before their scheduled time. He'd showered and already slicked his hair back hut his unruly hair hadn't listened at all and already was back to its usual style of partially covering some of his face. Maybe he'd get a haircut soon but right now he had to get dressed.

He spent a good portion of his time making sure all his colors matched as well as he coukd without any assistance. It took longer this way but he didn't want to have to rely on Dera or Beck for any help. When he was done he'd ended up dressed in an all black suit with a red tie. He'd matched it with a black fur collared over coat that was lined in red to match the tie. Of course he couldn't see the red but he was sure the colors matched to eachother. He knew it was going to be cold out and while he did have control over ice he wasn't immune to it so he added some leather gloves and his leather collar with a moon on it, designating him as a submissive before heading out with his tea and extra goodies as promised.

He was reading the text as he made he way over to their meeting spot, icy blue eyes not having a hard time finding the shorter all white man in the crowd but deciding to let him wait for a bit as he texted him back.]

Running a little late, forgot something at home. Be there soon.

[He chuckled a little as he hit send and stayed away from from where he was, watching Satan from behind for a few more moments before he headed over to and loomed over him easily.]

Aren't you cold? While the view is rather nice I didn't think I'd be offering my jacket to you so soon. It's nice to meet you, your majesty.

backdated to 6/3 (or 3/6) (the school event anyway), text | un: xXSATANRULEZ666Xx

[bruxing]

[So listen.
Listen.

Getting kidnapped away from Mammon is one thing. Getting roomed with some stranger, another. Then getting brought back and made to go to some backwards-ass human school-looking place, complete with shitty little uniforms? That's another thing altogether. He's tired of learning; it's never been his strong suit, he's always bothered Gusion for it, genius amongst geniuses, and having to wear the shitty little uniform and jump through the shitty little hoops has done a number on Satan's nerves.

And teeth.

He's spat out at least five, though they at least grew back quickly enough. But by the third day of this shit, he's about to McLose his shit completely, and he knows that he needs a helping hand on this one before he straight up explodes. Which is why Wriothesley gets a short, sweet text once ~classes~ are out for the day.]

You free?
I need to smack the shit out of something
and you're smackable in the hot way not the annoying way

I'm about to fucking pop here I could kill someone
but I'd rather get you off LOL

Re: backdated to 6/3 (or 3/6) (the school event anyway), text | un: xXSATANRULEZ666Xx

[worcestershiresauce]

[It isnt only Satan having a shit time. Wriothesley missed out in school his while life. If this was normal school he would have loved a chsnce to learn but it wasn't and he'd been a bit stressed himself. Couple that with the fact his love was forcibly taken away and they toyed with him over possobly taking his love away from him after he'd just been engaged. For a man who just thought he was getting a happy ending who only thought they were for fairytales and not for him, this was too much to take. Needless to say Wriothesley was furious and had half a mind to revolt along with some of the other submissives. He would have if he knew that wouldnt end well.

Instead he waited and his anger grew and grew. He played their stupid games all while grinding his fangs and trying to play the obedient dog he was until he couldn't bare it another moment. The only solitude he has was spending his nights with Gokudera. That calmed him somewhat, that was until his device went off and he got an offer he wasn't planning on passing up.]

I have gym class in an hour. Meet me after it by the locker room. I need it too. I got a surprise I think you'll enjoy. I snuck something in I've been waiting to use.

...missed you, mon lutin

June 9th

[goldenfootsteps]

[An item has been delivered, wrapped up neatly, and comes with a note:]

Today is my birthday! Normally my people shower me with gifts upon this day, traveling from all parts of Tartaros to line up to see me. Yet I also use this day to celebrate them! They are mine, and I must treat them well. As I am far from them this year, I still want to continue this tradition, and you are one of my people. Please, enjoy this.

Mammon.

[Inside shows the gift is a gold tea cup and saucer.]